I saw my psychiatrist last week. I told him I have a new problem.
I said, “Doc, sometimes I wake up in the morning and I feel like a teepee. Other times I wake up and feel like a wig-wam.” I said, “You gotta help me.”
He said, “It’s OK, you’re just too tense.”
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Really? I don’t want to be insensitive to you but are you being serious? Written word doesn’t convey tone. If your being serious then that sucks. Surprised the doctor didn’t say more.
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Naw, my friend told me this joke in 1985.
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Oh okay. It did feel like a joke but you can never be too sure with people who’ve got schizophrenia. 
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Hahah i figured that it was joke once i read tee pee. Your sence of humour is something else bro
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A guy goes into the doctors.
He says ‘doctor I’ve got a steering wheel down my pants’
Doctor is like ‘a steering wheel?! How does that feel?’
Guy is like, ‘ I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!’
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