Stories of childhood mischief!

What did you do?

I originally got put on for CHINS, I violated by getting caught smoking weed, stealing, getting in trouble at school. I was expelled from my middle school in 8th grade, I was kind of a troubled kid but not as much as you’d think for getting expelled. my principal just didn’t like me, and I was suspended for EVERYTHING. but switching schools did me real well, i behaved better. I went only half a year in my 8th grade before getting expelled, I was suspended like 16 times

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Germany ding dong ditch…enough the police were actively trying to capture us…lol some of us got caught by a gaint marine…I did not…but I was chased into the woods by an off duty cop on a mopede…lol I always got away…once someone dropped their wallet at a door he hit…

I cheated on a grammar test in the 4th(?) grade. I got caught.

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OK, I have to know, @eyeofRa. What on earth did you do as a kid that would get you four years of probation?

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thats impressive

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it was a bunch of different things, stupid teenage things, really

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Eyeofra more like og of ra…lol

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I often wondered why the never approached me to be a poster child of goodness :imp:

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Damn girl!!!

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My siblings and I were really into fireworks. We would go to the abandoned rock quarry nearby and play bottle rocket tag. I still have scars on my neck, ear, and arms. I also had a party trick where I could set off a firecracker in my teeth without getting hurt. Once, my brother covered his hand in burn jelly, then dipped it in alcohol and set it on fire.

Another time, I went with a friend of mine to steal campaign signs from people’s yards, then snuck into a construction yard and set the whole pile on fire. One of the signs was on the highway, and we couldn’t stop to get it, so I jumped out of a moving car, snagged the sign, and met him at the next exit.

Me and my friends would walk down out street at night and we would go up to small cars like Honda’s and Volkswagen Beetles that were parked on the street and three of us would lift the car and put the front of it on the curb.

Shooting out neighbors Christmas lights with my friends BB gun from his front porch.

Taking my friends brothers car when he was sleeping without him knowing and drive all around the neighborhood like maniacs.

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craziest thing me and my friends did was setting off a firework in a lift, we got all the way to the top and we broke the camera bc of it, the police picked us up later but we were let off apart from the youngest, some of us got a letter from the fiscal department stating they were taking no further action bc they had reviewed the footage and i guess they figured we were that scared by what we had done that we wouldnt do it again lol

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There was a new girl in our neighborhood and she was from country side - she was new and shy and we generally considered her as stupid. Well kids logic. The older boy from our group gave her some money and told her to go to the shop and buy 200 grams of dried meat called ā€œvaginaā€. He repeated it to her several times so she wouldn’t forget. Then we sneaked after her when she got in talk with the woman in the store which was first angry but then felt sorry for a girl and asked who sent her.
Then we run away. :blush:

I had lots of sneaky kisses from boys

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In 3’rd grade I tried to put the school lawn on fire…during lesson. Not hard to figure out who was the pyromaniac. I was the only one missing. I had to spend the rest of the day with the school psychologist.

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Harsh XD why the field on fire?

I liked fire. Played a lot with fire. My mom walked me to school for a while so I would not make fires on my way there and home. I was a pyromaniac. But never put houses or cars on fire. I made fires in the playground and the forest.

I would be nuts if my kids did that today. Lucky me I don’t tell them everything I did as a kid. I was hyperactive and did lots of stuff.

One time me and my friend threw rotten apples on cars passing by.

I broke into a storage where a junkie lived and changed the lock. Then we sat in the storage an smoked cigs and talked about stuff. Eventually the landlord found out and cleaned it out.

I broke into the culvert beneth our house. There were rats big as cats. The culvert had water pipes leading to all the houses in my area. We walked the culvert and climbed up in other house’s storage areas.

I did a lot of stupid stuff as a kid.

When I was 14-15 I stopped doing stupid stuff. I started hearing voices. Karma…mom always say you get what you deserve…I wonder about that.

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Going to a nearby park with my friend that had a lake and a creek when I was about 10 years old. We used to find old Baggies sandwich bags and we would fill them with water and sneakily pelt the people walking by or the people sitting at picnic tables. Then we would run away. I got my just desserts when some 25 year old blond woman caught me in the act and she grabbed me and started yelling at me.

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