Robert Di Niro…
Patient: “Dr. De Niro,I don’t like you. You’re not helping me”.
Dr. Di Niro: “You talkin to me? You talkin to me? While I’m the only one here”.
Patient: “Doctor Braveheart, somethings missing in my life but I just can’t put my finger on it”.
Dr. Braveheart: “Freeeedommm”!
Patient: “Doctor Butler, I have low self-esteem and no confidence”.
Dr. Butler: " Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn".
Patient: “Dr. Solo, I think I have ESP”.
Dr. Solo: “May the force be with you”…
Bad Psychiatrist With Low Self-esteem
Patient:I don’t get you doc. You went to a lousy college in Central America and you have esteem issues.
Dr. .Malloy:You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Can you invent any?