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Something I invented; Picturing famous actors as psychiatrists

Bad Psychiatrist:

Robert Di Niro…
Patient: “Dr. De Niro,I don’t like you. You’re not helping me”.
Dr. Di Niro: “You talkin to me? You talkin to me? While I’m the only one here”.

Good Psychiatrist:

Mel Gibson…
Patient: “Doctor Braveheart, somethings missing in my life but I just can’t put my finger on it”.
Dr. Braveheart: “Freeeedommm”!

Terrible Psychiatrist:

Clark Gable…
Patient: “Doctor Butler, I have low self-esteem and no confidence”.
Dr. Butler: " Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn".

Average Psychiatrist:

Harrison Ford…
Patient: “Dr. Solo, I think I have ESP”.
Dr. Solo: “May the force be with you”…

Bad Psychiatrist With Low Self-esteem

Marlon Brando
Patient:I don’t get you doc. You went to a lousy college in Central America and you have esteem issues.
Dr. .Malloy:You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.

Can you invent any?

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Narcissistic Psychiatrist
Al Pacino
Patient: This abilify is really working! Great decision on prescribing me it doc!
Dr. Montana: I’m Tony Montana! You ■■■■ with me, you ****in’ with the best!

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