Some jokes I wrote about the TV show friends

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i was watching friends and they were drinking beer, they shouldn’t be doing that, it’s called “friends” not “friends of bill w.”

chandler and monica shouldn’t be dating, the show is called friends not friends with benefits, chandler should be in the friend zone.

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and what is with that lonely guy gunther who works at the coffee shop? it’s called friends not friendless!

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I like this thread.

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and the friends enjoy a nice coffee from time to time, but they can quit anytime they want they aren’t caffeine addicted fiends.

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And in the 10th Friends season finale show, Monica goes postal and kills the other five Friends.

Hmmm, it sounded a lot funnier in my head.

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Hmmm, can you ever feel your ears?

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Phoebe and Ross actually made out in an early episode and almost had sex on a pool table but stupid balls got in the way, lol. (get it?)

Joey did pair up with Rachael!!

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It’s called “jumping the shark”.

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friends cast members not only got paid well, they also get guild healthcare and pensions, so it wasn’t just friends, it was friends with benefits.

jokes relate similar things.

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friends are like a school of fish, they jumped the shark.

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puns relate more than one meaning of a word or more than one similar sounding words simultaneously. parody replaces part of something with something similar and relates the blend of the original and the similar parody in the beginning and after the parody . unlike regular jokes parodies are funny more than once.

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I wonder if Phoebe Buffay’s favorite place to go out to eat at is Hometown Buffet.

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i wonder if Monica Geller likes to race Geldings.

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i wonder if Rachel Green has ever felt blue.

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i wonder if Joey Tribbiani has ever read The Chicago Tribune.

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i wonder if chandler gets paid everytime i search the web on bing . . . . . . or if in retribution for me watching him on tv he watches my internet searches.

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I wonder if Central Perk has Rent Control.

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dr ross geller is a paleontologist, what is a doctor of paleontology? can he give CPR to a caveman? treat a caveman for the vitamin d deficiency that he got from spending all day in a cave? treat the back problems associated with walking hunched over?

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He treats neanderthals and Cro-magnon men on a sliding sale.

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He evolves them.