Back in the day I had a vintage brown suede jacket
got up to shoot pool, someone stole it
the worst thing they ever did was put ATM machines in bars
Phil had been drinking, took out 300 dollars to pay his motel bill
and go home, two people jumped him, and took his money
I’ve lost $100 Ray Bans
my brother has lost his phone
list goes on and on
Its a Fitbit Zip so by now its gone dormant and I can’t find it with a bluetooth app. Stupid me didn’t get the warranty because it was so cheap, only $49.