Single so long now

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I’m single so long now I’ve turned back into a virgin…

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i’m single so long now I’m having doubts about my sexuality

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I’m single so long now I’m about to start playing with my Barbies…

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come mon people sz and meds can kill ones desire for lifes pleasures…please don’t give up…I was joking making tis thread

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I’m single and loving it. Being single is not the worst thing in the world. Being coupled and miserable is the worst thing in the world.

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So you’re saying I wasn’t joking!? :wink:

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Im single and ready to mingle

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I was referring to @sirBoring…

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I am single and proud of it!
Single Pride!!!

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Lol so that’s how it works :joy:

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hurray someone found humour in it…which was my aim

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During/after my divorce, I didn’t date for about 12 years. I joked that I was being made an honorary nun. :blush:

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I was involved in a chaotic marriage.
Glad that it’s over.
Now I don’t mind being single.

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I’m single so long now I might as well just opt in celibate.

lol

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I’m single so long now that being single is what I prefer. I’m blissfully single.

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I’ve been married longer than I’ve been single, but it took two marriages.

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Born again virgin here to, I blame Nichoie Kidman

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I’ve been single forever too. I wonder if Katy Perry wouldn’t mind marrying me. I’m a decent catch. :stuck_out_tongue:

lol j/k

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Ive been single long enough to figure out that beer and weed solves my problems. Who needs a partner when u can get 6 for a few dollars.

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I find all the super rich and famous ones reject my advances :sob: See if I ever hang out their bedroom windows anymore pffft

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