Takes your food, then angrily meows when she doesn’t like it.
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Ha ha ! 
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My cat poops where she sleeps, we’re pretty sure she has autism though
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That’s hilarious!
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Hides under a chair and ambushes the dog
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I didn’t know cats could have autism. Must be all those damn vaccines we give newborn kittens.
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We only say that because if the stuff she does, but it looks a lot like autism
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Perches on top of my hubby’s chair and then collapses onto my hubby’s head when he [the cat] falls asleep.
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Cat scratches at carpet outside shut bedroom door. Slave gets up to let cat in. Cat crawls under covers and nests by the crotch. Slave falls asleep. Cat scratches inside bedroom by shut door. Slave gets up to let cat out.
Ad finitum. 
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Cat meows by empty food bowl. Slave gives cat food. Cat sniffs food. Cat walks away. 30 minutes later… Cat meows by full food bowl. Slave gives cat different food. Cat sniffs food. Cat walks away. 30 minutes later… Cat eats both foods in food bowl. Cat meows by empty food bowl. etc.
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I wish mine just would have meowed. Oh well she was a sweetheart.
Slave sound a sleep after long day. Cat not asleep. Cat decides to play trampoline on slave’s tummy. Slave wakes up in a fright. Cat jumps off scared and does a slow head turn that says that was your ■■■■■■■ fault.
Sheesh.
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Oh trust me, you’re not missing a damn thing. She uses those high pitched whiny meows when she wants food.
Cat: walks right in between feet while you walk
Also cat: angrily meows at you when you trip over and accidentally kick her
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Omg. Soxy would do those annoying ass loud meows at five in the morning for food when my dad got up. I love cats but you sometimes need a special heart to be owned by one.
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My cat used to stick her whole arm in through the crack at the bottom of my bedroom door. That’s how I could tell she wanted in. She did this instead of scratching which is what I think most cats do.
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I don’t think there’s any speciic way they let you know they want in. Tink Tink meows at the door until you open it if you’re inside. If you’re outside, she’ll look at the door, then look at you, then look back at the door, etc. It’s pretty cute.
Oh, and when she wants something, and you’re not giving it to her quickly enough, she’ll “attack” your feet.
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My cat does an annoying zig zag walk just in front of your while he escorts you on your way to his food bowl. Then once we’ve arrived at the destination, he does a couple of 360 turns to signify that i can stop here, this is the spot.
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If I put the bowl of water on the floor he will knock it over. So I put it in the sink. Now he doesn’t touch it!! He sits by the sink meowing and rubbing up against the fawcet waiting for me to turn it on so he could drink water. So I do turn it on for him but I’m like DRINK FROM THE BOWL!!
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@Sezbot241 Lol how cute! That is too funny.
@Jonnybegood Lol Don Juan. Tink Tink is finicky about water too. If we set out a bowl of water for her, we won’t drink it. If we set out a bowl of water for the dog, she will drink it. If she goes into the bathroom, it means she wants to drink water from the faucet. If you are minding your own business drinking water from a cup, Tink Tink will want water too, but only from your cup.
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Unfortunately my cat named Tom died