once upon a time there was somebody doing something somewhere somehow someway. that is some
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I don’t want company, but I wish I did.
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in a far far far galaxy some star was waiting on caviar sitting on a bar puffing a ciggar, wishing there existed a car
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hey you, what you gonna do? whatever you do dont tell scooby-doo
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“something funny and profound”
Haven’t played Simon Says for a while!
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simon says life is a bless. i am moving really fast. you better stay on top or i will kick you in the ass. lol
simoan says he said some and he wont say it again. com on simon. nike says just do it.
i once had a dog who turned into a cat who turned into a bat so i gave him my hat. he said thanks. i said you bet.
on a serious note. i love bs. pardon my non sense if you will
Man throws away health while pursuing money, then spends all money to gain back health.
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There’s a fine line between concern and worry.
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Just because it is “the pot calling the kettle black” doesn’t mean the kettle isn’t black.
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I don’t even get this anymore - i remember that it meant something.
The pot calling the kettle black. Need to google or get an explanation.
The pot is black too. It’s like Bill Gates telling Elon Musk that he has too much money.
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I see. Ok. Wow i used to know that. Kind of funny your example of Bill Gates and Musk.
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They’ve been showing up on my computer screen, so this is the handiest example I could think of.
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We spend our whole lives trying to change ourselves and then we wonder why we don’t know who we are
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Since i know i am going to hell i feel more certain about my future.
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what do you call it when a nun leaves the profession?,
“getting out of the habit”
joke i vame up with yesterday. who knows it could exist.
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When you can’t mind your own business what i am doing, its not my problem what you think about it.