Sarcasm galore

Lounge
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I love paying for food that tastes like cardboard.

Getting cut off on the road multiple times in one drive is the ultimate comfort: I feel so trusting of the drivers that can decide my fate.

And the Beatles, they don’t have very good songwriting ability. I’d rather hear Meghan Trainor poetically emphasize that, and I quote: “If I was you, I’d wanna be me too”.

And Tonald Drump. What a class act.

Everybody sarcasm along!

Share your joys and tears!

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It’s even better in a vehicle carrying a load that is equivalent to 129 tonnes of TNT. I come home bug-eyed some nights.

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And the Beatles, they don’t have very good songwriting ability.

I’ve tried to like the beatles. But I just couldn’t get into them. Maybe I should check out their albums. See if there’s undiscovered songs in there.