Researchers are creepily close to predicting when you’re going to die

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they’ll be puting a sell by date on us next :frowning:

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Yes. It’s creepy news.

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I guess it could be a blessing in disguise in some morbid way. I guess what I’m trying to say is that we don’t live life to the fullest until we know when it will end.

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Im the type of person that would actually like to know when im gonna die.
Imagine the fun i could have racking up credit cards - and living the life of riley - in the knowledge im gonna snuff it soon.

But im not afraid of death in the slightest. I had a near death years ago in intensive care - and it honestly wasnt that bad.

Bring it on. Whilst im on this earth - i intend to enjoy every ounce of it.

When im cold and stiff - you can bung me in a bin bag and chuck me off the pier. I honestly dont care.

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after opening used by date is xx/xx/xxxx

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I dont want to know when or how I’m going to die.

I cant see how any SZ would want to know such information, I’d be having nightmares every night.

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So if you live passed your expiration date will you get thrown in the dumpster? Save your receipts. Use coupons.

:innocent:

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I really don’t want to know!

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I remember a sci-fi movie when you reached the age of 30 you celebrated your death.

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Oh - i would love to know the day i die. Imagine how much you could plan ahead. And take advantage of it. Tho im not particulary religous - i dont believe thats the end of you.

I wouldnt want some fancy mahogony coffin thats just gonna rot in the ground. I would rather my mates used the money and frankly got wasted in my memory instead.

I dont have life insurance - and i refuse too. The local council can damn well burn or bury me. Cos i wont be there in spirit anyway.

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This is playing at my Funeral.

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