I stayed up all night last night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
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what happened to the old maid…
My Doctor told me I only had 3 days to live. I told him I wanted a second opinion, so he told me I was ugly as well.
(rimshot)
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she got flushed
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I believe that card playing such as poker is good for those of us who are suffering from dementia or other memory related illnesses.
Q: How many schizophrenics does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Is this an injection mark?
(Okay, I just made that one up!) 
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take care 
!5 characters…
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Lmao that got me laughing out loud 
the injection mark guy
I like drzens joke
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
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To what point does the rabbit walk into the forrest?
The middle, then he walks out of it.
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Red Rooster fast food chain here.
Go up and ask a chick can I get some red rooter, she’s like you can i’ll serve ya some red rooter.
Ah, so ya wanna be preggas?
ahaha
takes me back to -13.
what do you call a 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Once there were these three women who were dissatisfied with their breast size. So, they went to a doctor for help. He told them, “I have these pills I can give you, and they will make you whatever breast size you want.” The first one took her pill and said “36”, and poof, she was a perfect 36. The second one took her pill and said “38”, and poof, she was a perfect 38. The third one took her pill and thought for a moment, and she said, “Doc, I can’t make up my mind what breast size I want to be.” The doctor said, “Okay, these pills last twenty-four hours, but be careful, because any number you say in that twenty-four hours will become your breast size.” She responded, “Okay, doc. Thanks a million.”
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