I stayed up all night last night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
what happened to the old maid…
My Doctor told me I only had 3 days to live. I told him I wanted a second opinion, so he told me I was ugly as well.
she got flushed
I believe that card playing such as poker is good for those of us who are suffering from dementia or other memory related illnesses.
Q: How many schizophrenics does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Is this an injection mark?
(Okay, I just made that one up!)
Lmao that got me laughing out loud the injection mark guy
I like drzens joke
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
To what point does the rabbit walk into the forrest?
The middle, then he walks out of it.
Red Rooster fast food chain here.
Go up and ask a chick can I get some red rooter, she’s like you can i’ll serve ya some red rooter.
Ah, so ya wanna be preggas?
takes me back to -13.
what do you call a 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Once there were these three women who were dissatisfied with their breast size. So, they went to a doctor for help. He told them, “I have these pills I can give you, and they will make you whatever breast size you want.” The first one took her pill and said “36”, and poof, she was a perfect 36. The second one took her pill and said “38”, and poof, she was a perfect 38. The third one took her pill and thought for a moment, and she said, “Doc, I can’t make up my mind what breast size I want to be.” The doctor said, “Okay, these pills last twenty-four hours, but be careful, because any number you say in that twenty-four hours will become your breast size.” She responded, “Okay, doc. Thanks a million.”