Me laying out a comfy blanket in the chair for my cat and then her snagging a claw while rolling over on it in her sleep and waking up mad because of it.
Or her sneezing herself awake and being mad at my wife and I for it.
Or her having two different food bowls (upstairs and downstairs) full of food, but said food not being Friskies from the tin.
We are currently having a turf battle over the recliner in the living room that Miss Kitty regards as ‘hers’. She will race into the room and hop on the seat as people are sitting down to claim it. That has resulted in her being sat on a couple of times, which is her own fault. When she does it to me I just pick her up and put her on the floor. =I= am the alpha cat in the home.
When I pull the coffee pot out of the machine, tiggy races out to the sunroom to hide in a difficult to reach spot because he knows I have to put him back in the house so I can go out for a cigarette.
The sunroom is the back of tge house and I have to close it off to go out for a cigarette.
I don’t have a cat, I have a lizard and he is spoiled rotten. he will glare at you first thing in the morning when you turn on his lights and again when you shut them off at night. will only poop on my blankets, his food bowl or in his bath tote.