Ponderism 3-R

What would happen if you tied a piece of buttered bread face up on the back of a cat and dropped it from 5 or 6 feet up?

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What a fresh joke.

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The cat would land on its feet, and then roll over on its back and then untie the buttered bread off its back with its claws.

Then the cat would get up and lick the butter off the toast.

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The toast would be safe and sound.

That’s exactly what I was thinking.

My friends cat loves butter.

Where there is bread the cats will come. He would be like a good Samaritan travelling across the desert to deliver food. Except in the desert the butter would melt all over him. Poor kitty

Cats are mysterious, warm and handy with toasters.