I’m straight but feel almost asexual. Why do you ask?
Gay gay all the way!
But I’m not flaming IRL. People always think I’m straight.
I’m straight but functionally asexual. I was brought up to live in a middle class society but forced to live in poverty and I can’t adjust sexually to it. I don’t see how anyone who lives in poverty, and has schizophrenia can reproduce without having a realistic hope of breaking out of it because the odds are very strong that your kids are going to be failures in life. I also have a lot of anxiety when I am in close contact with others or am dependent on them. My sexuality doesn’t matter and I probably won’t act on it because I don’t like the odds and I am essentially a beggar.
Strictly straight, guys are way too hot 
My sexuality is pretty much non-existent. But I clicked straight. Lol
I don’t like humans, so possibly asexual.
you like humans or you wouldn’t be in here talking to us. Unless we aren’t actually humans in here. Let me know.
I mean as in sexual attraction.
But yes, I despise most humans. Also not entirely sure who is all completely human, on here, so it doesn’t matter.
I was babysitting last night and had to kiss a bunch of stuffed animals. That’s the most action I’ve had in years! 
I’m a lesbian, I know some opinions on here is a bit anti-gay but I respect their opinions as long as they don’t attack my lifestyle
Long live the homosex!!!
But im straightish… i dont know(or care to define)… Im in love with yet another girl right now… Which is why i’m awake. Can’t fucken sleep just cause i’m getting breakfast with her.
And if anyone wants to join up…
This is a thing now:

Unfortunately I’m heterosexual with schizophrenia where it’s bad enough I can’t understand my own mind let alone the minds of women that even sane men have very little understanding of. I’ve been married and it ended in failure because my ex turned out to be a psychopath and changed her whole attitude the moment we married.
I’m a reptilian humanoid
I’m into horses this evening. Canadian prairie pirate ones.
Really.
Pixel.
Yo bronie…
Its your birthday…
We’re gonna party like its…
Yo pix why you letting yourself say such wild things…
Ah i forget you are not just a mod.
Man the girl is hard to access most of the time… Now that she is going back to chicago… Im kind of lost… Back to life as it was before for now until her random message later on.
Christ… This is going to try my patience.
What the hell was I even doing before? Ah right relapsing…
And being self sufficient sexually… Guess I’ll get back to that (and paying rent).
Back story: I shared the original song with my kid about an hour ago…
…five minutes later she texts me back a link for a Brony version of the same.
Teenagers. Gawd. They can ruin ANYTHING.
Pix.
Nice, I don’t even know what I am.
Illlluminatus!!! Illuminatus!!!
Grabs pitchfork
Straight, but I have such a high standard for women I am essentially Asexual… I don’t date whores who sleep with you on the third date, I don’t date idiots who can’t form a coherent sentence, and I try to avoid the nutcases that keep pickled bull testicles in a jar in her bedroom. yes I dated a girl like that after I graduated from high school, didn’t know until I went to her house at the end of our fifth date…
I also don’t date women who are horrifyingly obese but do nothing about it. I myself may be fat at 250 lbs and only 5’8" in height, but I work out to try and combat the weight gain, and women who think its okay to eat a gallon of ice cream after every meal when they weigh over 200 lbs…no that’s just wrong.
So yeah my standard is : Intelligent, Modest, not a whore, and not lazy and fat. I could handle a chick who is over weight and goes to the gym to try and fight the beast that is obesity, but sadly all those women are taken.
On that note I am currently dating a young lady who attends the college near my home, the Room mate of my cheating Ex (who slept with her EX!! on CHRISTMAS!!..yeah I’m a bit bitter…shes half Japanese half…well her dad is American and of British descent I think. shes a hard worker, dresses conservatively, and turns bright red when I say something even remotely sexual…its funs to tease. and since I was only dating my ex to get close to her it all works out lol…I am one sick FCK…