POLL: Choose the least offensive word

@Zoe This is just a tongue in cheek response to your wonderful thread on the indignities of online hookups. If I’ve gone too far just let me know and I’ll delete it.

  • Vagina
  • Pussy
  • Vulva
  • Eye of Sauron

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Oh I thought most accurate word lol. My bad

Idk I just don’t like pussy lol

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Yes eye of sauron, I see the resemblance for sure.

Mine’s not that big though.

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Haha, what a cute dog

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What a beautiful eye of sauron you have there madam.
Care for a cup of the finest earl grey tea?

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How about fur bugger

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You stole my pick up line!

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Ok ok fine ill call it “the precious”

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“Hey baby, can I throw The Precious into your Mount Doom?”

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Lol :laughing: “hey babe wanna see return of the king? Just give me a few mins”

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Lord of the rings pickup lines are the future

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“Are you an orc? Because you’re making my Sting glow.”

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"Hey do you want to see gandalf the grey? ":smirk:

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Lol you guys are quite creative.

I can’t think of any, I’m probably too shy to even think about it.

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My sister’s greatest pickup line was if I’m not in bed by 10 I am going home

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Omggg my legolas is showing :grimacing::scream::scream::scream::scream:

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Haha thats so good :laughing:

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Lol that’s funny.

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“Hey baby, wanna blow my Horn of Gondor?”

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