@Zoe This is just a tongue in cheek response to your wonderful thread on the indignities of online hookups. If I’ve gone too far just let me know and I’ll delete it.
- Vagina
- Pussy
- Vulva
- Eye of Sauron
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@Zoe This is just a tongue in cheek response to your wonderful thread on the indignities of online hookups. If I’ve gone too far just let me know and I’ll delete it.
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Oh I thought most accurate word lol. My bad
Idk I just don’t like pussy lol
Yes eye of sauron, I see the resemblance for sure.
Mine’s not that big though.
Haha, what a cute dog
What a beautiful eye of sauron you have there madam.
Care for a cup of the finest earl grey tea?
How about fur bugger
You stole my pick up line!
Ok ok fine ill call it “the precious”
“Hey baby, can I throw The Precious into your Mount Doom?”
Lol “hey babe wanna see return of the king? Just give me a few mins”
Lord of the rings pickup lines are the future
“Are you an orc? Because you’re making my Sting glow.”
"Hey do you want to see gandalf the grey? "
Lol you guys are quite creative.
I can’t think of any, I’m probably too shy to even think about it.
My sister’s greatest pickup line was if I’m not in bed by 10 I am going home
Omggg my legolas is showing
Haha thats so good
Lol that’s funny.
“Hey baby, wanna blow my Horn of Gondor?”