@Zoe This is just a tongue in cheek response to your wonderful thread on the indignities of online hookups. If I’ve gone too far just let me know and I’ll delete it.
- Vagina
- Pussy
- Vulva
- Eye of Sauron
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Oh I thought most accurate word lol. My bad
Idk I just don’t like pussy lol
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Yes eye of sauron, I see the resemblance for sure.
Mine’s not that big though.
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Haha, what a cute dog
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What a beautiful eye of sauron you have there madam.
Care for a cup of the finest earl grey tea?
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How about fur bugger
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You stole my pick up line!
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Ok ok fine ill call it “the precious”
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“Hey baby, can I throw The Precious into your Mount Doom?”
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Lol 
“hey babe wanna see return of the king? Just give me a few mins”
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Lord of the rings pickup lines are the future
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“Are you an orc? Because you’re making my Sting glow.”
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"Hey do you want to see gandalf the grey? "
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Lol you guys are quite creative.
I can’t think of any, I’m probably too shy to even think about it.
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My sister’s greatest pickup line was if I’m not in bed by 10 I am going home
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Omggg my legolas is showing 
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Haha thats so good
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Lol that’s funny.
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“Hey baby, wanna blow my Horn of Gondor?”
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