I get Fumbletongue
The Crawlies
The Squirms
Head slithers
When I’m sick sometimes I cough up Lung Butter
Me and the only women ever nearly cursed with the title Mrs.MoeFaux used to call each other CuddleF#ck. (which I coined or said first at least)
And probably others I can’t recall at the Moment.
How bout y’all?
Those are some good ones. CuddleFu#ck I may use instead of Netflix and chill;). Just to clarify, are these thoughts that go through your mind or actual words that you speak and don’t intend to. I have made up words before and I know the definition of neologisms from Wikipedia but can’t tell if I have this.
Thanks
Those are words I made up and use. I don’t know if I meant to, they came out & I liked them. Feel free to steal.
Thanks moefaux. I have a constant stream of nonsense that runs through my mind all day long. These make more sense than anything I could come up with. For example the other day I tried to say wet brush and wet Russian came out of my mouth. At least yours are politically correct 
Sounds like textbook Fumbletongue, happens to the best of us. 
Hahaha yes I guess it does!
there really aren’t better descriptive words out there for those things I mean it’s better than "brain farts"
Or “Freudian slip”. I vote for fumbletongue to go into the dictionary as a real word.