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Neo Bush Yarn

One day I was strolling through the Bush and I saw Crow picking at something in a tree. When I got a bit closer I saw it was a little possum in a hollow, but it wasn’t deep enough for it to get away, and Old Crow was picking at it and scaring the ■■■■ out of it…literally…and the He was eating its ■■■■.
And I shouted : " Old Crow, get out of that you dirty old bugger!"
But He just winked at me and said : " Pigs like eating ■■■■ too, lucky they can’t fly, aye? Ha Ha Hark Hark Ha"

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Crows don’t eat ××××. Nuff said.

I read that crows eat meat too and that sometimes they eat small animals. But I think they mostly eat already dead animals. Nature is wild.

Also there was in the news an eagle who stole a baby but dropped it after. The baby was sent to the hospital and was fine as it didn’t fell from very high.

If you think that’s far fetched, what about this one ?:

I once met an honest Politician.

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They’re sometimes honest when they criticize those in power.

Somebody has an answer for that and compiled a book on it calledPoliticians and Other Scoundrels by Ferdinand Lundberg**

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