Okay, now that I’m officially old…
I want all of those meddling teenagers to stay the F off of my lawn!!
(Keeding!)
My advice today to all of you youngins? Click away with that camera when you are in your prime of life! It really does go so fast…the last 30 years have just been a ‘blip’ for me.
And please people. Stop buying clothes manufactured by disenfranchised Indonesian midgets!!!
Thank you! My speech is over. 
happy birthday! 
Congrats! (15(15))
55 is not old! You got a long way to go.
Happy birthday
The family actually celebrated last night.
I’m going to my 2 buddy’s place to watch The SuperBowl later today.
What a great birthday weekend!
Happy Birthday!! I’m with @anon83141956 though, you are not old. You’re not old until you’re around 75 years old. You’re still quite young.
Happy birthday @anon39054230 have a nice day.
Happy birthday!!
Happy Birthday, good speech
Here’s wishing you a Happy BIRTHDAY…
Thanks all for the well wishes!
And please! Stop buying imported rice from China! These Asian children keep getting bad haircuts from sticking their heads into automated rice making machines!!
Thank you!
Happy birthday Patrick!!!
Happy birthday @anon39054230!!
Happiest of birthdays to you 
Happy Birthday man. Don’t get too hopped up on soda and cake.
Thank you all again!
And please people! Scottish children are getting entangled in Bagpipes at the music factories overseas, so please think twice before purchasing these instruments!!
Thank you!
Happy Birthday @anon39054230! Old timer! 
Happy Birthday!!!
Happy Birthday, Patrick! then I take that back, I hope the team you want to win, wins. Brain fart, on who the Chiefs are playing.
It’s horrid, the China sweatshops, they start by brain washing them to give up
all their beliefs in religion and politics, then the expectation of production, the conditions, the little money. Gawd, this has been going on too long, and then we also don’t know if they’re another country that is killing and eating dogs.
you know what else?? birds are getting caught in masks!