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I have to cut my bangs/fringe today to get it out of my eyes.
Last time I did a terrible job and they still look jagged.
How can I ensure that I get a clean cut this time?
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Use hedge clippers
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Use a rubber band close to the scalp. Then cut at the base. Clean up with a razor. Voila!
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How can I stop being so isolated?
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Join a cult. Lots of company.
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What do I do to clean even though my back is killing me?
Also, how do I get Mojo to be more active?
What do I do if my kid only makes honor roll instead of high honor roll?
Use radiation to mutate them into a higher honor kid
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Take a lot of morphine and amphetamine
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Man, I could do with that morphine! But then I’d be knocked on my butt and unable to finish cleaning!
Get someone else to clean. Consume caffeine.
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That’s what the amphetamine is for.
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Just honor roll? Omg. Concentration camp!
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how do I clean my underpants
That could solve the isolation problem to
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Just buy new ones. Or steal someone else’s.
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that’s good advise
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it now: fire is your friend.
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