Doctor: "So, Patrick. Do any of your family members suffer from mental illness?
Me: “No. They all seem to enjoy it.”
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Doctor: “Patrick. You have to start avoiding your triggers.”
Me: “My triggers are people, places and things.”
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Me: “I think I’m improving Doctor. I don’t think 6 billion people want to kill me anymore.”
Doctor: “This is good to hear!!”
Me: “Yeah. I only think 3 billion people wanna kill me now.”
Doctor: “Oh, dear.”
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Me: “Doctor. I really get excited whenever I come to your Office.”
Doctor: “Why thank you, Patrick. Is it because we can sit down and chat, and then you feel better afterwards?”
Me: “No. Your Secretary has great boobs!”
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haha…I like the one about the family! Enjoy it indeedy!
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