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Just something I heard before some of you were even born

Two old men are sitting on a bench in the park talking.
The first one starts to brag about his new hearing aid.
He snobbishly says to other man sitting next to him, " Yeah, it’s the top of the line. It’s the best one on the market. It sells for $ 5000.00. I bet a guy like you would never be able to afford this for the rest of your life".
The second man asks him, "What kind is it?“
The first man says, " It’s about quarter to four”.

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