I've just killed a fly clapping my hands! 🕶

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Flies have a right to live.

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:disappointed_relieved: poor little creature

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Can you believe this ■■■■

About the same time i killed that fly, a fly topic was created!

O man i would be sooo triggered now, thank you big pharma, thank you…

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Don’t blame big pharma on your skills!

That shite is whack! Killing a fly is other territory!

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U are sinner right…??? I was sinner in past life…!!!

@kuckuckuc

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I surely am :slight_smile:

You’ve been killing flies too?

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Yes i killed bed bug yesterday … hahaha…!!! Is it bad to kill bug @kuckuckuc

Well yesterday a grasshopper entered my room and i throw him out as gently as i could. Does it count toward my redemption?

On a serious note, flies, mosquitoes and those hideous earwigs are all out there to be squashed (by hands if you are as fast as me :joy: )

edit: oh i forgot hornets and other dangerous insects. I can kill those (without enjoying myself OF COURSE )

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Good good good…!!!

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i’m at war with a fly, as we speak. i have the fly spray out and waiting. i even opened the garbage can, to tempt it to nest near there.

afterwards, i got to clean up all the spray areas. can’t risk poisoning myself by accident.

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If you clap your hands above and behind a fly where it is sitting, the fly will be startled and fly right into your clap. They always fly up and backwards after they’re stationary.

Resistance is futile all fly surrender ==> yourself to death…You will not be added to the collective but to a very large waste basket when done. :slight_smile:

Congratulations @kuckuckuc your mission is now complete, but if you want another mission …
Then it will be stinkbugs to die within the masses of fly swatter zone :stuck_out_tongue:

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mom cooked me chicken. i microwaved it to use as bait.

unfortunate, but i cant rest until the fly dies. i might try to capture the fly instead of immediately spray it: as i’d only get one shot with that method: spraying the chicken would ruin the bait where i might miss hitting the fly.

i can probably drop my mosquito net down on it.

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@sirBoring the serial fly killer :smile: JK man

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this fly better take the bait yo. that’s good chicken that im wasting. i don’t like wasting food.

i’mma toss some of mom’s blueberries in there too.

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