It has come to my attention

That people who post pictures, generally speaking, get more likes than those who just post text.

Being the needy person that I am, who needs other peoples approval, I will be posting pictures in the future to illustrate what I am talking about.

Just wait for my next colonoscopy.

Thank you for your time.

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Is that a poop joke or?:poop:

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I am afraid you will have to use your imagination. I have not yet started taking pictures. The time will come, though, and you will rue the day you asked that question.

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lol funny =D

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Made ya look

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Bro. :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy: Ehdhhdhdhdhd

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I’ll admit it. Your polyps are sexy. Please post more pics of them, I’m begging you. Also you should create an onlyfans page of your polyps and see how many women come running.

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You truly know me. I am always all about women these days.

Maybe a go fundme as well?

You have not even begun to fathom the pics I am imagining for the future.

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Yeah but which way they be running??? :rofl::rofl::rofl:

A real woman will stare, ask, memorize, copy and hang on her wall. :grin: I dunno if you’d want that kinda woman though tbh. She sounds a bit weird. :woman_shrugging:t2:

Watchu need a gofundme for? I’m the one with the trauma examining them.

Bowens selfies with his polyps. You need to get top hats for the polyps. Add an air of sophistication to an otherwise dull photo.

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“examining” puts an emphasis on the kind of scrutiny that makes me uncomfortable.

Perhaps top hats and canes. Ooh, and a monocle.
I will totally go for the mister peanut look.

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By examining I mean magnifying glass-bifocals-double lenses-straight up staring type scrutiny.

You want her to look or not? Tell her she’s got 10 minutes of scrutinizing and then you are closing the album. Like you can only stare at the beauty of the sun for so long. Eventually you can go blind.

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reminds me of the story of Icarus. You shouldn’t fly too close to the sun.

lol.

All joking aside, you should know by now I have no interest in attracting women at this point in my life.

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Yeah I know I’m just trying to make you laugh. Just trying to show you all the possibilities you have with your current pics. It’s a lot of power. :grin:

And it’s crazy how popular selfies are nowadays. Even twenty years ago, back when I was not old, they were not a thing. Now it seems like something everyone does. :woman_shrugging:t2:

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I think you should at least post your colonoscopy pics in the selfie thread lol

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