So my wife and kids are on holidays…
I’ve pretty much just eaten pizza and had staring contests with my cat. They’re back in 2 weeks thank Gosh.
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Wait until they grow up and move out. The house feels so empty now. Just me and the wife in a four bedroom house.
My son is visiting this week for my birthday. He flies back to Phoenix tomorrow. It’s 1500 miles away. Been good to have him home again.
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welcome to my life 
My quote on Fatherhood is…
“Long days. Fast years”
My girls will be off to College and University in only 5 short years! And I remember bringing them home from the Hospital…seems like it was just a month or so ago.
It’s so strange. Your own childhood seems to last forever, but your children’s youth just seems to fly by in an instant.
It’s not true. Plenty of childless people in the world have fantastic lives. Some people would say that having children ties you down.
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Maybe the real question is: “have my kids been keeping me from realizing this life is pointless?”
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I’m so bored, I’ve been making balloon animals out of my genitals. I want my kids back!
Paper mache kids. There’s your solution.
A wife ties you down, a kid opens doors. Lol
I dunno quite frankly I’m happy single kinda because of the freedom and I really miss my boy. But I’m very saddened over this situation of my divorce and no visitation so I’d say no kids. Too risky. Too scary too fast. I feel bad for the questions my boy is gonna ask me some day. He’s gonna say where we’re you and I’m not gonna have the heart to say it was your mother…oh well
I’m schizophrenic, and my daughters just got a 99 and a 96 final marks in Art class this year…grade 7.
There must be something to it.
That’s sweet 
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I’m just saying this a a joke but when you tell your kids every night to be home by 10:00 pm on a school night and every night they come home at 11:30 pm and the next morning they sleep in and miss class you’re going to see how pointless having kids is.
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Kids are one of the many blessings of life, but they are not the only one.
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Life is pointless without kids. Life would be more gratifying to see your grandchildren.
Life isn’t pointless without kids. I don’t have them and don’t feel my life is pointless.
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Thats awesome. I hope you are now proud of your daughter 
Indeed after kids, life becomes more colorful than before.
If that’s the case tell them to come home 11:30 and wake them up in the morning, give them a cup of coffee and away they go…
no kids means many a holiaday for me
Better to have a rebel than a robot.