Bloody hell. Why are inlaws so bloody interfering and controlling.
I had mean and controlling in laws with my ex husband. Because I got pregnant, his parents and he said I had to marry him because I ruined his Christian testimony and if I didn’t marry him, they would take the baby and run and I’d never see my baby again.
That was just the beginning. They didn’t want my daughter to be vaccinated or to go to school. They expected all kinds of unreasonable things of me. I could go on forever about it. It was awful.
You can’t tell them to arse off too soon or too harshly is my experience.
Start by greeting them with, “oh, I was hoping you had died by now.”
Not actually kidding.
Even though you were probably serious, that made me laugh.