the next person to post on this thread will be offered an all-expenses-paid marriage with me, so that I can change my username from Prince_Boring to King_Boring!!! you will become Queen_“whatever your previous username was!” Think of all the possibilities of having that new username!!!
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I’m a guy…
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oh…uh… okay…
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I’m okay with this. but… are you okay… with this? mariage is a huge commitment
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Yes I will be your queen/king 
Depends on which you prefer.
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Lol…can I be a groomsman…
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King_Boring and Queen_Samp? Lemme know and I will make the change 
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Damn always a bridesmaid and never a bride 
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Hey, you wanna be Lady_Mountainman, just say the word.
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OMG I don’t know if I can commit to this queen title!
It should be king_boring and queen_boring though.
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this thread was just a funny intro for a more serious matter.
marriage scams!
if some stranger offers to marry you, always be suspicious of it!
Samp, I hope this is a lesson for you! as for me, I sure learned a lot as well…
Whatever makes you happiest, beautiful.
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He doesn’t want to commit anymore 
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Haha I best stick with Mountainman
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I’m sorry you got your heart broken 
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IM CRUSHED!
Just kidding my true sz love is
@AmateurUnlicensedQuack
I’m just waiting for him to settle down a bit.
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Seriously, do you want to be King_Boring?
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nah, I was just kidding. King would be too pompous. “sirBoring” would be cool though… 
!!!
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Try it out. If you want it switched back, let me know.
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How about “Sir Boring Esquire”. Or, “Sir Boring DDS”?
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