I'm not deluded. I really am God

I have my W2’s for the year to prove it.

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What’s W2???

I used to hold a similar position but the constant complaints and people saying what they think I wanted to hear and me getting the blame if little Lucy’s cat ran away or people not understanding when I decided to smite a whole civilization to show how much I loved them and…well needless to say I was relieved of my position by this other guy who was later replaced by a different guy and now this real estate mogul has taken up the reigns soooo…

sorta like the dali llama Not exactly.

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Nick, Nick, why do you spread false teachings in My name?

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“I really am Him. I couldn’t make this ■■■■ up”

“Yeah, you could”

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It’s ok nick, I don’t mind you pretending. I mean God. :wink:

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Does that mean you’re off work for the rest of the year? W2 forms don’t usually come early.

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That’s good example pay to Cesar what is Cesar’s

Will you forgive me if I say 5 Hail Mary’s and donate $25 dollars to the Notre Dame, football team? The Fighting Irish team is broke.

Right on, chordy.