I'm not delusional, I really am God

A talking dog told me so that helps me realize what I suspected all along.

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You believe in dog?

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That’s a dubious title. I blame God for a lot that is wrong with the universe.

My dyslexia makes me a true believer.

He knows.

He’s all-knowing but not all-caring.

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goD/doG coincidence? I think not :smile:

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@77nick77, you ARE delusional.

Man’s best friend. :poodle:

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Too bad it wasn’t a woman telling you that you are God. But then, it’s always suspicious.

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God cares…it’s the devil that brings bad things to happen on this world…Jesus said “I am not of this world, my kingdom is in Heaven.”

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Yes, he actually thinks The Beatles are a good band.

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Someone should do something about these talking dogs. They’re dangerous :wink:

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What was the dude in New York…famous seriel killer…said his neighbours dog was the devil and told him to kill???

And Nick…isn’t it DAWG?

No I’m not, I’m just hungry.

And my post title was meant as a joke.

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Lol, well they’re a lot better than Miley Cyrus. And her father. Put together.

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If you pet them, they calm down.

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Son of Sam.

In some circles. Deputy Dawg ring a bell?

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all over me matey…hahah…classic!

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Lol did you make this thread to make fun of me? :cry::pensive::slightly_frowning_face:

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Hello. I like your picture. I don’t think he intended to hurt your feelings. Maybe he just wanted to make you laugh?

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