I'm a girl. Do you know what that means?

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Man when I was on lithium I needed to pee like every hour. At the time I took my dog on a daily 3 hour walk. Involved lots of whizzing behind bushes

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I feel like a very old rag thatā€™s been peed on a lot. I also feel like Iā€™ve literally been fried alive. I think it might be a side effect of the meds ( Iā€™ve been on three decades )but who knows maybe it was extensive masterbation, lol.

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I really only mention it because it feels bad, but it never lasts long.

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Yup! Been there too. And your hands shake like nuts too.

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In my defence, the Mormons looked feral.

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i peed in an alley once while i was walking down the street, i was two blocks away from my house so my options were either piss my pants or find the closest spot to hide myself

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Vacuum sales people suck the most. They hoover over your door like gnats.

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Piss on them to assert dominance

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That must be a nice trick. The best I can do is pee out two streams when a hair gets in the way.

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What a peeilicious thread :relaxed:

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I pee outside in emergency im a woman.

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I want one of those gadgets that allow a woman to pee standing up.

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When I was a little kid, I wanted to try to pee like a boy, standing up and aimingā€¦ That didnā€™t go too wellā€¦

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