Being the early bird sucks

I went to Jack-in-the-Box at 4:30 am this morning. They have a special meal that’s really cheap but they only serve it between 9:00 pm and 5:00 am. I probably won’t do it again; a hamburger, French fries, a diet coke and two tacos just does not seem right early in the morning. But at least I got some grocery shopping done after I ate.

I guess the highlight of my morning was when I had to pee outside in the empty parking lot of the deserted strip mall. Sorry folks, but no one was closer than a hundred yards and it was pitch black out and it’s just about the only law I’ve broken for years. I kind of feel guilty about it but peeing outdoors is fun.

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The son of a friend of mine actually had to go to jail because he peed outside. That rule was made to be broken.

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I would get the death penalty as much as I pee outside.

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haha. I love a burger for breakfast!!! On my days where I’m playing cricket I’ll do a big mac for breaky. I love a burger and all the useless fat on a day I’m running around like a madman in the heat!

As to peeing outside. Mate. I always need to go in most embarrassing places and sometimes you just need to pee! I’m not sure about the revolution these days but good for you @77nick77 for just doing it and getting away with it! More power too you!

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