Last time I went to Wendy’s I specifically asked the counter person to make the thumb in my chili medium rare but they blew it and made it well done. It wrecked my dinner and my whole night.
From now on, I’m sticking to the horse meat hamburgers at Jack-in-the-Box.
The elephant meat tacos are much better though!!!
OMG she cooked the finger. Hahahahahahaha
Controversies[edit]
Mislabeled meat[edit]
In 1981, horse meat labeled as beef was discovered at a Foodmaker plant that supplied hamburger and taco meat to Jack in the Box. The meat was originally from Profreeze of Australia, and during their checks on location, the food inspectors discovered other shipments destined for the United States which included kangaroo meat.[23][24]
Once you get around the nail, thumbs are good eating. And I prefer glitter nail polish for seasoning. 
You’re slipping, @77nick77. That’s a very old joke.
I am highly amused, sir. Highly amused.
Yeah, the horse meat is an old joke. But did you hear about the finger in the chili where you live?
Tusk, tusk, tusk.
I’m watching Tusk right now. Sick movie.
Oh, yeah. It was national news. And I was disgusted when my college dining hall had a band-aid in the pineapple desert.
The special sauce in big macs is made with children’s tears
3 JBCs oh that hits the spot 
in 1971 when me and my family moved from Las Angeles to the South Bay Area when I was about 8 or 9, the biggest treat for us kids was when my dad took us out to Jack-in-the-Box for a 29 cent hamburger each.
No more clown, no more cheap fast food.
nice yeah i remember 69 cent cheeseburger sundays and mcdonalds, we would go get 10 burgers our family on that day 
Epilogue: and the milkshakes were twice as big then at just about any place.
Makes for a colorful BM
The creamy siracha at Wendys is made with squirrel milk that they find in the back alley
I hear McDonalds are doing a vegetarian burger now. It’s the same burger…but they just admit that there’s no meat in it.