If you were tasteboy would you purchase snail from amazon with gold key?

or you become a zombie with no teeth with spiral upload speed of mind

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I have no idea… toothless zombie seems pretty terrible but having to eat a plague delicacy seems almost as bad… that’s right snails became popular amongst the rich during the black plague because all the peasants were too busy dying to farm and stuff…

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That’s the missing jigsaw piece in my life.

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i would get the snail but keep it as a pet. i love my teeth a lot, though my tongue might not show that love.

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