I would be a teleporter… or have a super healing factor… either way would be fun…
I wish I was a proctologist so I wouldn’t be afraid of dark alleys anymore.
Doves are angry birds too sometimes.
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ive wanted to be a vampire since childhood, if i could be one id like to be Bill Compton from true blood
i don’t know what i would be but i have a childhood friend who swears he’s a vampire
Great Vampire Scene!
For the dragon enthusiasts out there witches are kinda the human equivalent to dragons. We set things on fire and hoard stuff.
Being a proctologist must wreck havoc on your dating life. I mean, every time you’re out with a girl all you think about is, “What’s this chicks colon look like naked?” Or you will be thinking the whole date, “I wonder if there’s any obstructions in her colon?” Or, “Man I wish I had an x-ray of this babes colon. I bet it’s beautiful”.
And being a proctologist brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, " I take my work home with me".
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