It’s my dream.
Being able to control people, moving super fast, being immortal.
Who would you like to be.?
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Haha, I once wrote a post on a personal blog about wishing my girlfriend was a vampire. Among other advantages, one should note that if she was a virgin, she would remain a virgin because vampires are known to regenerate wounds 
I’m stupid.
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Elf! I want to be an elf! And a wizard! 
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Aren’t you happy being a wise old Ent ??
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It’s not easy being an ent. You have orcs and sorcerers and missing entwives to worry about. We’re dying out. Elves and wizards don’t die. 
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I’d be a mermaid. They don’t have thigh gaps yet they still lure men to their deaths.
Or a siren, also because of the whole seducing men then devouring them.
Or maybe a nymph, so I could hangout naked in nature with a bunch of other naked ladies.
Whatever I am, I want to be beautiful and alluring yet deadly and powerful. Also naked.
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I’m so glad I’m not a vampire. What a drag to have to feed off of blood like that.
I’d pick forest gnome, small and nimble and super difficult to see, got my own gnome magic, living in trees and hanging out with the other forest folks.
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Yea but I would hypnotize some lady or man at the hospital to give me blood bags…
There’s just something sexy about vampires lol
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I would like to be a dragon to fly everywhere i want 
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I would love being a forest fairy.
Flying around, making friends with all the woodland critters, doing magic things, being tiny, etc.
Sounds wonderful.
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The Invisible Man. I’d hide in a cave far from society.
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Yeah, a vampire sounds good. I’m a night person anyways. Not being able to see myself in a mirror would be a little annoying though. And knowing any as*hole could kill me by driving a stake through my heart at any given time would depress me.
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All except drinking other peoples blood. I heard it tastes bad.
If I had to choose a supernatural creature, I’d choose lich. I’d just sequester myself in some secluded tomb and pursue my hobbies for eternity. Hopefully my crypt has wifi and ups for new computers
Yeah, that one bothers me too. Maybe if we squeeze a little lemon in it or maybe a tablespoon of honey it would be more palatable.
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I.would like to be a dove. Because they are Gods birds.
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@anon62371846
I think any creature on this earth has equal status before any potential god. Doves and vampires alike. But doves are definitely innocent cause they have a lower consciousness than humans.
Oh and I think this topic could to be moved to Unusual Beliefs
@moderators ? 
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I want to be an Opast (hint: UraBoku).
I’ve wanted to be a vampire for a while now too.
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I want to be a ninja with magic powers and stealth
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A dragon with super intelligence, long life, and lots of baubles
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