I told the sexy hairdresser not to fart lol

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yeah, i went in to get a haircut and ended up telling her not to fart hahaha

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A bit inappropriate?!?

Pixel.

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was pretty funny actually

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As much as I like people… I’m still a bit too tense to go to a hairdresser. Strangers with scissors near the back of my head…

If I don’t trim my hair myself… I’ll ask my sis to help me.

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I just realized a sz could never be a hairdresser

It doesn’t bother me getting my hairs cut :haircut:

But I wouldn’t trust myself as one

My aunt and uncle are both hair dressers, my mom isn’t bad either

But I go to this gay guy in town he’s cool I trust he’s not gonna stab me

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i didnt really like the cut, it wasnt short enough on the sides but i couldnt go back and say bc that would be really embarassing,

@SurprisedJ i have always had trouble going to the barbers and i use to do it myself with a pair of shears, now it takes a lot for me to go but the place i went was pretty neat bc it had a christmas tree and an old fire and everything, nice smells, thats why i said to her that i hope she doesn’t fart lol

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you have a twisted sense of humor I think. I would have deliberately gave you a bad hair cut if I was the hair dresser. I don’t appreciate you talking about it on this forum either. I have decided I don’t like you anymore too.

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How did she reply?

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^^ THIS. If I was the stylist, my logic would have been, “This guy said something about not farting. I think I could do without this guy’s repeat business,” and then, yep, reverse mohawk down the middle. Sometimes you’re a very hard person to read @asgoodasitgets.

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Sexy women don’t fart in public anyways…until they get married that is. :wink:

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she was laughing and said something like ‘yeah’ like i’m going to tell you if i am about to fart haha, then i said that i would tell her if i was going to and it was just really funny,

i honestly dont think she gave me a bad haircut on purpose, it was a case of bad communications on the haircut part like my instructions were not good.

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Because you asked her not to fart, I think she got insulted and gave you that ‘wind blown’ look of a hairstyle. :wink:

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haha took me a while to get that haha,

its just toilet humour, people do it all the time, she was really funny actually it was probably because i was laughing so much that a couple of cuts went astray lol

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Problem is you think toilet humor is funny. I bet she thought you were a real jerk for bringing up “farts” around Christmas…some christian you are.

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I used to go to a barber for haircuts and found that I was almost always disappointed in the results. The exception being military barbers which seemed to always give a good cut very quickly.

I don’t bother going to barbers anymore and just shave my own head and I’m much happier with my hair cuts.

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not really, i think she wanted me to ask her out actually, was thinking maybe i should have but she was probably married, i think i made a real impression on her, maybe she gave me a bad cut intentionally so i would go back.

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you’re fooling yourself…nobody wants to go out with someone joking about farting…it’s rude, it’s unacceptable, and it’s uncool.

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how do you know

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I think it’s safe to say some stories don’t translate well over the Internet. I’m sure she thought it was funny in the moment. Comedy is 90% delivery, after all. A good comedian can make any subject funny in the right light.

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to be fair she was a lot funnier than me, i was laughing my butt off in there haha