I once hallucinated the image of O.J. Simpson on a piece of toast

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I thought it told me, 'I’m innocent, I’m no killer" I had just drank two quarts of beer, taken 5 Vicodin, smoked ten hits of crack, shot heroin and had just woken up from spending the night in a crack house and I was barefoot because someone had stolen my shoes and my socks while I was asleep.

I told myself, “THAT’S IT, THAT’S TOO MUCH, enough is enough, I can’t take this anymore!”

Tomorrow, I’m quitting toast forever…"

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HaHa! Good one, @77nick77!

I always thought it was obvious that O.J. planted that bloody glove right behind Kato’s guesthouse in order to frame him. But nobody would ever listen to me.

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