Don’t think I don’t know all the things you are saying about me. My ears are burning all day long!!!
It is not easy living life with such good looks and a charming personality, 
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Back from work, I see you all talk in secret 
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We actually do all of our talking in a giant PM that everyone except you is invited to. We mostly discuss the way you look in yoga pants.
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You promised you wouldn’t tell.
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I knew it!!!
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I have the personality of a porcupine. As much as I’d like to be friendly, my quills make that impossible.
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Don’t worry @mountainman they do it to me too! I’m on to them!
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Pictures!
More yoga pants pictures please!
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Yeah, it is. I’ve been doing it for 56 years as any woman on here can attest to, lol.
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triggered jk 
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“I Know You Are Talking About Me While I’m At Work”
if I had a spouse, I would talk about the spouse regardless of whether the spouse is at work or not.
such is the way of my love.
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Who are you btw?
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sounds like one of those spam emails from random foreigners, eh?
but he saved us the model’s selfie and deathly url link
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It’s worse than you think – I planted a spy cam in your biffy.
Nice boxers, d00d!
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Yep. You caught me.
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Don’t blame these other people. It was me who instigated the whole plot.
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They all tried to tell me you’re a bad guy but i insisted you were OK. But everybody brought up so much evil stuff about you that I reluctantly capitulated and now I see their point.
are you posting through your second account, Ish?
lol lol just kidding
OMG, did they give details??? Was it about the warm liver??? cottage cheese??? was it those selfies??? It’s fake news 
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Reportedly,you once stole a hammer from work and when the police came to your house to confront you about it you blamed it on your 5 year old niece. You’re exposed.
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