I killed the turkey who gave the down for my pillow

No wonder I’m a vegan. Did you ever think of a turkey’s view of man? It’s not exactly love !! I wonder if animals can smell that I’m a vegan.

I bet the turkey that the President pardons appreciates it!

Yeah, I saw that on tv one Thanksgiving. There were two winning turkeys named Mac and Cheese. I don’t know which one got the pardon, Mac or Cheese but it was “cute”.

They both got pardoned!..Awww…sappy…

Screw the pardon. Give both of them the chair, lol.