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I just realized how to save millions of lives

Okay you win. But wait… what if there was an alien invasion? We just have to send him to the rainforest and dab mud on him. He’d save us all.

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He could definitely partner with Stallone!

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Isn’t Chris Pratt his son in law or something like that? :thinking: I think he might make a good secretary of defense. He fights dinosaurs for a living.

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He is his son in law!

And what with the dinosaur population exploding the way it has been lately…

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I better go into hiding. No more Mouse Rat concerts for me.

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Haha, I have heard that before. If someone was accused of being a witch, they threw them in the water with her hands tied. If they sank and drowned they were innocent, and if they floated they were guilty and burned at the stake. Kind of a no-win situation LOL

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Guys, gals, ladies and germs: If I don’t get my glasses on Friday I’m going to peel my face off and mail it to the VA.

Do you guys realize what’s at stake here?!!!

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Yup. There’s a scene about that in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. One of my favorite comedy movies.

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Omg this made me laugh so hard!

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Don’t worry, we’ll get you some xray laser glasses so you can tell us what Pandy is wearing all the time.

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LOL! I aim to please, ma’am. :wink:

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Be still my heart! I better break out the cute underwear…

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Maybe that’s where I’ve heard it. I’ve seen the Holy Grail like 15 times

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Only the best Elton John song of all time.

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:joy::joy::joy::joy:

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I should have put the animated one with the lions but it might have been too erotic for the forum. Those lions were totally going to bone when I saw that movie.

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:open_mouth: You nasty, ninja.

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Good thing I never saw it, what with me being so pure and all.

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This thread is crazier than a bag of purple cush.

Stay away from funny cigarettes kids!

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Haha sorry to derail your thread! It would save millions of lives no doubt! Well, I’ll leave you two love birds alone for awhile.

We have a surprise visit. My aunt and uncle who couldn’t cross the border due to covid restrictions and an expired passports just arrived. They wanted to surprise my mom. Gotta go for now!

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