Me; I just can’t accept girls. I can’t get over thinking they look like something’s missing.
A Goddess, Nothing is.
Hmm interesting… I wonder what that missing thing may be.
A brain? Just kidddinnggggg. Sorry, a joke from the 1950’s.
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Haha I was thinking a penis. I feel like I have an invisible penis… A phantom penis sometimes.
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Damn, if it’s bigger than mine we’re never talking again.
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It’s medium size. 
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I’m married to a Goddess.
Rawwrrrrrrr.
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Aren’t you a lucky dinasaur. 
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Lol! I got my sister a mug that said “I have an average size c-ck.” She and I always joke about who has the bigger d-ck. I thought it’d be a good April Fool’s joke, but reception didn’t go well. She called to inform me that if I am going to spend money on her, it has to be something she needs. She then told me a few items she had in mind for me to buy her and also informed me that she gave the mug to her husband as a gift from her. Yeah… I knew mine was bigger. 
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Aw that’s cute 
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