He likes to hear the sound of ones breathing. You can pet him if you like.
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Sounds hot, sign me up.
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No thanks, I had ECT and don’t want any more shocks thank you…
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The title of this thread made me think of this song 
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That’s in close proximity to your family jewels. I’d be careful if I was you.
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well, I gave you your Like. now where is he?
lol, just kidding.
He’s swimming in the Hudson,should be near midtown by now
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Right next to the wrinkle-neck brown trouts?
Yes those darn broentrouts
this reminds me of one of my favorite jokes…I hope I don’t get in trouble…it should be pretty tame I think…this guy is born without a dick so he waits his whole life until he is 18 to get a transplant…the doctor said, “all we have is an elephant’s trunk”…the teen is desperate so he agrees to have it put on…he can’t wait to go on a date and when he’s sitting there at the bar with the date his elephant trunk reaches up, grabs some peanuts off the bar and goes back down…the girl said, “that was amazing ! do it again! " and he said, " well, I would but my ass is already full of peanuts !!” haha…hope this one doesn’t get banned…haha
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I make John Holmes jealous.
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I dated a woman that always laughed and said “sorry about your ■■■■■” to elderly men driving sports cars…haha
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I have a guided meditation image of my mind being electrically shocked that helps me cope with the mental anguish
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Know something about him?
He envied those that were smaller.
It was kind of in the way sometimes.
I’m not lying that totally happened.
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