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I just talked to a tree, and he said to tell everybody hello.

and the tree said, to tell @Wave hello.

and the tree said, he just started to take antidepressants.

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Hi @Jake
That is funny because I can’t take antidepressants but I am on Lamictal!
It’s an antidepressant type drug.

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The tree told me to tell you, that it is ok.

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Thanks @Jake
You’ve made me smile

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What kind of tree?

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I saw a doorknob, and I said, 'what is this for".

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An oak tree…15151515

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I saw an egg sitting by that oaktree that was taking anti depressants. That little egg turned into a big egg that day. He cheered Mr. Oaks up by juggling 6 russet potatoes.
Then he took a 14 hour nap.

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I sat in a comfy chair but the chair was actually a toilet.

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And Inside that toilet there were millions of diamonds. And when you flushed it all the diamonds would shoot up your butt because time was inverted :scream::scream::scream:

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@LevelJ1 When are you going to discard your Santa’s hat?

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When Santa comes to pick it up. He forgot it on his flight home back to the north pole :relaxed: he drank all the milk and forgot his hat so now I’m wearing it till then.

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What if they made a four hour documentary about people who like to watch TV?

:crazy_face:

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What if they made a TV that only showed one 4 hour documentary about cats and peanutbutter?

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I would buy this TV haha!

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the tv showed an ad of michael moore in blankspace flipping me off once

not sure if it was real or not

then myspace became blankspace… good times…

This is out of control! I love it. There was also a rock next to the tree. He was upset because he wasn’t a boulder. So he started rolling down the hill collecting dirt

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I fell like a rock, I don’t do anything, and I don’t have a life. I am being serious and kidding at the same time.

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I feel like a big ball of chemicals and gas. :wink:

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