"I hate snow days" - says lazy man

mom wanted me to shovel snow.

no boots. no gloves.

I stay home much. weather doesn’t affect me.

she laughed, “he’s sweeping the snow.”

I never shoveled snow in years.

my hands were being frostbitten.

I had just woken up

didn’t want to lift snow, so turned the shovel over and swept the snow. was more efficient.

I miss living in an apartment.

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Hey man, whatever works. If sweeping the snow gets the job done, then sweep that stuff. How much snow are you expecting in your area?

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24 inches. sounds unreal.

got away with sweeping. but shoveling was necessary, some points

Wow. That’s going to paralyze your entire city. When I lived in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula we averaged 245" per year, but spread out over 6 months. That area was ready for snow, anyway, all kinds of plow/salt trucks ready to go at a moment’s notice, not like where you live. If I were you I’d go out every hour or so to sweep/shovel, stay on top of it.

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I’m submissive though…
lol lol just kidding.

only reason why I helped is because new house requires we shovel sidewalk.

but if sidewalk’s public, why do we have to maintain it? if it’s our sidewalk, why can’t we keep snow? bah.

mom’s car was second priority.

I didn’t care if pathway to basement door was snowed up. I have no plans.

snow is so yesterday, melting here today

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It’s starting to melt here, too.
I’m going to be so sad when it’s gone.