I can't dance anymore...stupid white boy moves...hilarious

I was just reminded by veliceraptor that I can’t dance anymore…I try but I look hilarious when I do…so I goof it up even more when I dance to let people know I don’t know what I’m doing…do you dance well?

I know a lot of white boys who dance very well. Some people are more agile than others.

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oh haha my friends said I dance like a white boy. I thought it was funny…they always said white people can’t dance…

It has nothing to do with race, and everything to do with skill.

I’m just kidding around…I KNOW white people can dance…I’m just making fun.

I probably look like a beached whale trying to get back to the ocean when I dance, but who cares? Nothing I do sober comes close to the things I did drunk and I survived them.

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I can do the robot and the wave, old school hip hop dances.

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I couldn’t dance to save my life. In fact, anyone who sees me trying to dance should kill me and put me out of my misery.

You’ve survived an adult life with schizophrenia and you’re worried someone might see you dancing badly? Really?

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I’d rather have double-schizophrenia than anyone see me dance.

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Imma shake shake shake mah booty at all the people who said life would never be fun again.

:man_dancing:

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:rofl:

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When I drank I used to dance. I would have fun. But I am shy and the alcohol let my inhibitions down so I could do it. Now that I’m older I’m not sure if I could do it or not, I would have to see.

I remember this one gal who would always dance with her hands at her waist with her thumbs up, it looked so funny. But hey she was out there doing it so good for her.

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I sway beautifully. Like a lazy ballerina.

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I used to love dancing, I was pretty good at it, I must admit.
Today I’ll occasionally dance in the house when no one is around.

I’m sure no one wants to see a fat bald middle aged man dance.

But what the heck, I enjoy it!

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