I have exciting news. I am now introducing a new device in smart masturbatory technology. The Fuqbit. It will track speed. How many reps. Torque. Angular momentum for the bold. Temperature. Heart rate. Excitability alarm. It can be yours on Valentine’s Day 2020.
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It’s a new day and a new masturbation thread…
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Lol just when I’m starting to forget everyone’s schedules 
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I know. I was thinking a couple days ago that I hadn’t seen one in a while. I guess I just needed to be patient.
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