Another man walks into a bar with a battery under his arm,
the bartender said to the man, I’ll serve you…
but don’t start anything.
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true. a sea lion in southern California caught by a fishing hook was rescued by the coast guard off the coast of southern California and they are giving it to a rehab place to heal it then release it back into the wild.
joke. the military will take anyone nowadays, build them up to be stronger, then release them into a war zone, southern California
I like Cheetos I just don’t think they should be president.
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Okay I got a real good one. It’s good…real good. I heard it just today.
why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Oh man I almost lost it when I heard that one.
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because the semi truck driver hauling livestock didn’t get enough sleep ?
And another man walks in and…
Crap. I can’t think of anything.
How about this? OK, A woman walks into bar and…
Crap. I still can’t think of anything.
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It’s ok @77nick77
I’ll give you one,
Another gal walks into the bar with a piece of asphalt under her arm and says to the bartender,
I’ll have a beer, and one for the road.
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Henny Youngman walks into a psychiatrists office and says, "Doc, I can’t get no respect.“
The doc answers " Take my wife Gracie. Please. Say goodnight Gracie”.
Gracie says, “Goodnight Gracie.”
I wonder if Putin is somehow obligated to like the Canadian food poutine.
Arithmetic is a gateway book, it leads to harder books
Was that a George burns show reference? My fav black and white show way ahead of its time…breaking the fourth wall…their both odd and quirky…fantastic…
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The sugar industry has been accused of tainting studies about sugar and manipulating them in their favor, that’s right they artificially sweetened the stories.
I wonder if fortune cookies would sell better if they were written like a communist spy wrote them. “You’re lucky number is 1 because that’s how many books Karl Marx wrote” “you will prosper because you know the evils of capitalism” “what are the launch codes?”
Yes, it was a George Burns reference.
“Oh, God”.
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They should have the Hatfields and McCoys on the game show family feud, it’ll probably be the only episode that results in the feuding families shooting each other.
I remember watching oh god you devil…where he was really old playing god and the devil…smoking cigars like a boss…I was little so I don’t know if it was good or what it was about…but he stuck in my head…
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I created an operating system for the transgendered, it’s called Trandroid, like most phones it has autocorrect but with this phone it will only correct “cis hetero white males”
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How about having an episode of Family Feud armed police families and armed drug dealer families?
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Cops say they are trained to shoot at the chest because they say it’s the biggest target but obviously they never met my ex wife because her butt was huge and her chest was flat.
You know how your bank stole $500 dollars from you? Well they just lost the class action lawsuit, congratulations here’s 5 dollars you won.