There’s this guy I like and I don’t know what else I can do to show him I care. I’ve tried everything. I shaved his cat, i made him some spaghetti and offered to blow him while he took a ■■■■ (spaghetti blumpkin), I even shaved his cat AGAIN when its hair grew back. Ughhh. Don’t know what else to do.
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Wtf!? Are you guys high on crack??
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So what’s the guy attitude towards you?
- indifferent. It’s better to forget him and move on.
- somewhat friendly. He might be shy so keep at it.
- hostile. He is fighting back feelings, so keep at it.
Just my 2 cents.
I would say somewhat friendly when I offered the blumpkin then hostile after I shaved his cat the second time.
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I think your in the wrong place to ask.
Also. No. This aint right.
You are not supposed to shave cats!!!
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It had hair all over!!!
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It’s better to brush and not shave.
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I’m not Bob Ross. When a cat needs shaving I shave it.
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A cat doesn’t need to be shaved. If it has long fur then you brush it!
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Who doesn’t like some shaved pussy now and then?
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Nope nope nope.
Hirsute is her suit.
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