Having trouble with this guy

There’s this guy I like and I don’t know what else I can do to show him I care. I’ve tried everything. I shaved his cat, i made him some spaghetti and offered to blow him while he took a ■■■■ (spaghetti blumpkin), I even shaved his cat AGAIN when its hair grew back. Ughhh. Don’t know what else to do.

LOL!!! :rofl:

Wtf!? Are you guys high on crack??


So what’s the guy attitude towards you?

  • indifferent. It’s better to forget him and move on.
  • somewhat friendly. He might be shy so keep at it.
  • hostile. He is fighting back feelings, so keep at it.

Just my 2 cents.

I would say somewhat friendly when I offered the blumpkin then hostile after I shaved his cat the second time.

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I think your in the wrong place to ask.
Also. No. This aint right.

You are not supposed to shave cats!!!

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It had hair all over!!!

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It’s better to brush and not shave.

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I’m not Bob Ross. When a cat needs shaving I shave it.

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A cat doesn’t need to be shaved. If it has long fur then you brush it!

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Who doesn’t like some shaved pussy now and then?



Nope nope nope.

Hirsute is her suit.

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