Have you ever hooked up while staying in the hospital?

I had a girl suck on my toes while I was in the hospital once and the nurse came in and saw it and put us on different floors. And another time I got a girls number and hooked up with her afterward. I’ve never done the deed in the hospital though I came close! lol

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Nah, even though I was horny as a devil when I was hospitalized for my manic episode, I had not showered in 5 days, so smelt horribly. I’ve only been hospitalized twice, one for the manic episode and another time for an overdose and only spent 3 days and 1 day respectively so never had time to form a deep bond with anyone.

Plus, most of the people there were simply depression or detox cases I assume so wanted nothing to do with a manic madman ranting about the apocalypse.

Meeting someone in the psyche ward of the hospital (unless a nurse), would be a recipe for heartbreak imo.

I met my x boyfriend and best friend i had in psych ward.

It was kinda sweet.
He took me out for bike rides , walks, have ice creams etc because they didnt really want to let me out on me own but seemed to trust him.

Its funny.
He turned 30 years old :tada::birthday::gift: while in hospital.
I had this wierd stripper “nurse out fit” under my jacket or gown and I snuck in to his room and took off the outer garment to show him and give him a gift.
I gave him a candle.

We did not have sex or kiss in hospital nor do i remember holding hands or touching there.

Even out side of hospital we didnt much.
Sex wasnt good despite us loving each other and he hated kissing cause reminded him of birds feeding their young.
But we had awsome cuddles and hand holding and affection and joke and hang out etc.

I met other nice people in hospital but he was only one I got it on with as such. :slight_smile:

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I kissed a guy.

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I spent nearly two years of my life in hospitals, so there a lot of hooking up . . .

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Sounds juicy! Details! :blush:

In my first psyche ward when I was 19 there was an older blonde women who I liked a little and one night when we were alone in the kitchen she walked up to me, kind of giggled and snuggled up close to me and started kissing me.

I hadn’t had much experience with women before this so I was really diggin’ it. After about two minutes we saw a nurse coming so we broke it off. But later that night when I was alone in the gym the girl came in and I was just about literally two seconds away from losing my virginity and a nurse walked in and saw what we were doing and got mad at us and told us to get dressed.

The nurses station was right outside the gym door and I had to walk past it to get to my room. A different nurse saw me and said something like, " Nick, I’m ashamed of you, I expected something better from you". I said, " Hey man, I wasn’t doing anything in there".

Unfortunately, I had forgot to fasten my belt when I got dressed and it was hanging down my leg and my pants were unzipped so it kind of weakened my argument, lol.

About a month later I turned 20 and I was in my first group home and I lost my virginity one night in my room to a gorgeous, nicely built 22 year old Mexican women.

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Hilarious! :smiling_imp:

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No! I have yet to see anyone remotely decent in the hospital like I have seen on this forum. But a naked girl fully jumped on me in bed around 230 am. Scared the heck out of me.

I was just lucky to be able to smoke cigarettes in da psyche ward when i first got hospitalized, now they dont even let u do that. What has the world come to