Did Batman kill a batt?
Did Robin kill a bird, (Batman’s side kick)?
One time I saw Superman flying and a flying ant hit him and knocked out of the sky.
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Haha!
I wonder if all that spandex that Superman wears hurts his sperm count.
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I took typing class ant schgfruui dyujbvggt. Oops
I smoked a cigarette and lit it up……and it was a stick. Oops
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What if superwoman hooked up with a man and he died. Lol lol
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What if this whole site competed in the show called Survivor and destroyed the competition with out even trying.
What if this whole site was able to work with out any problems……it would be so easy we would work for a dollar an hour.
What if a bank robber, robbed a bank…. and the bank teller said we only have a dollar……and the bank robber said ok.
I don’t know jake. What is wrong with this world? A hotdog isnt made from dog and a catfish isn’t part cat. And what the heck is up “colonel” not being spelled “kernal”?
And what the hell does kicking a bucket have to do with anything anyway?
I’m so confused now.
P.S. lol. I dont know. I’m trying @Jake , but I got nothing atm.
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What if the president of The United States bought a new belt, and it came loose…… and his pants fell down during a speech.
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What if a plane was flying, and it hit Superman while he was flying. And he got pissed off, and he flew into the moon…… and it exploded.
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What if wonder woman was wondering what I was thinking and lassoed me with her lasso which made me tell her the truth and then she laughed so hard She farted
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What if there’s an alternate universe where Beavis is president, and Butthead is vice president?
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If yer an American when you walk in to the bathroom, and an American when you walk out — what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-pee-in 
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