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What if a dog made a fire in his house, and put it out with a fire exstinguisher.(spelling)

What if an elephant farted on a fire, and it blew up the whole house.

I was walking down a street, and I saw the sun…and I said, “man that is big”. And I thought, what if I got close to it…I would burn up.

What if an elephant rode a jet ski, across the Atlantic ocean.

I went to my beach condo, and walked in my beach condo…and I thought I’m at my beach condo.

I feel no response to your humor.

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